Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK) Story
The nine (9) PMBOK Knowledge areas:
I See The Coast Queerly, How Come Russia
Protrudes?
- Integration
- Scope
- Time
- Cost
- Quality
- Human
Resources (HR)
- Communication
- Risk
- Procurement
Each sentence below
represents a different area of the knowledge areas, with the exception of the
first sentence, which are the Process Groups.
In the following sections the sentences are mapped to their particular
meanings.
Interesting people eat cooked crawfish. I don’t eat icky cooked crawfish. See, I still prefer destroying vile cooked crawfish. The alcoholic drunk sailor doesn’t eat stinky
dead crawfish. Coastal Russian people
can eat boiled crawfish. Queerly,
quality people ate crawfish. How over
poached shellfish are termed done. Come,
can people inquire during real active crawfish?
Russia
must plan into quality red art, quantity rest along red pale moons and crawfish. Protrude people’s plans so prettily; see some
stupid cats ate crawfish.
Interesting people eat cooked crawfish (Process groups):
1. Initiation
2. Planning
3. Execution
4. Control
5. Closing
Project Management Knowledge Areas:
1. Integration
– I:
I don’t eat icky cooked crawfish!
·
Project Plan Development
·
Project Plan Execution
·
Integrated
Change Control
2. Scope
– see:
See, I still prefer destroying vile cooked crawfish!
·
Initiation
·
Scope
Planning
·
Scope Definition
·
Scope Verification
·
Scope Change
Control
3. Time
– the:
The alcoholic drunk sailor doesn’t eat stinky dead crawfish.
·
Activity
Definition
·
Activity Sequencing
·
Activity Duration
Estimating
·
Schedule
Development
·
Schedule Control
4. Cost
– coastal:
Coastal real people can eat boiled crawfish.
·
Resource
Planning
·
Cost
Estimating
·
Cost Budgeting
·
Cost Control
5. Quality
– Queerly:
Queerly, quality people ate crawfish.
·
Quality
Planning
·
Quality Assurance
·
Quality Control
6. Human
Resources – How:
How over poached shellfish are termed done.
·
Organizational
Planning
·
Staff
Acquisition
·
Team
Development
7. Communications
– Come:
Come, can people inquire during real active crawfish?
·
Communications
Planning
·
Information
Distribution
·
Performance Reporting
·
Administrative
Closure
8. Risk
– Russia:
Russia
must plan into quality red art, quantity rest along red pale moons and crawfish.
·
Risk Management
Planning
·
Risk Identification
·
Qualitative
Risk Analysis
·
Quantitative
Risk Analysis
·
Risk Response
Planning
·
Risk Monitoring
and Control
9. Procurement
– Protrudes:
Protrude people’s plans so prettily; see some stupid cats ate
crawfish.
·
Procurement
Planning
·
Solicitation
Planning
·
Solicitation
·
Source
Selection
·
Contract
Administration
·
Contract Closeout